Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Bailout Mascot

The government, today, announced that it is changing its national symbol to that of a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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