I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"how much do you weight?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2".
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here, I was
tall and slender! Now, I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch
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