Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was not please and in fact, was a bit angry. She told Bob, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning, when his wife awoke, she looked out the window to find a box, a gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
She walked out to the driveway to open it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday!
