The Florist and the Anniversary Card

On their second anniversary, a husband sent flowers to his wife at the office. He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2!" on the card.

She was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card: "Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."

Career Move

A young ensign is working late at the Pentagon one evening. As he clocks out of his office at about 8 P.M. he sees the Admiral standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.

'Do you know how to work this thing?' the Admiral asks. 'My secretary's gone home and I don't know how to run it.'

'Yes, sir,' says the young ensign, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the Admiral, and feeds it in.

'Thanks,' says the Admiral, 'I just need one copy...'