Couldn't Get Out of the Ticket

My wife was stopped for excessive speeding yesterday!

She thought she could talk her way out of a ticket until the officer looked at our dog in the back seat ...

Penguin v. Killer Whales

This amazing video shows a tiny little penguin who is being chased by a pod of killer whales. He was to be lunch for one of them. But nearby, there's a boat of tourists watching and filming all of this, And...well, penguins don't fear humans, so watch what the little guy does!

Chicken CPR

Woman on Jay Leno's show describes using CPR to revive chicken (watch Terry Bradshaw's reaction, it's priceless)

Why the Printer Doesn't Work

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Speeding Ticket

I got stopped by an officer for speeding and I thought I could talk my way out of getting a ticket ... that is until he looked at my dog in the back seat ...

A definite sign you've been driving way too fast!

The Daily Nap

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

Checkin' in on Ya

I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you are sitting at your computer ... Yup, there you are!

Have a good day?

Can't Respond Today ...

I can't respond to any emails today, something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing . . .

Frankly .... I Don't See the Resemblance

Bear on the Roof

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and ... sure enough ... there's an ad for "Bear Removers.".

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

Dog Attacking Himself

Carolyn Scott & Rookie

Home Security