And that's when the fight started ...

I rear-ended a car this morning ...

So there we were sitting in our cars alongside the road when the driver of the other car gets out and starts walking towards my car... and you know how you just get sooo-stressed out at times that certain things just seem to get funny, even when they shouldn't?

Yeah? Well, I could NOT believe it when I looked in my rear view mirror . . . . the driver of the other car was a DWARF! As he stormed toward my car I slowly got out ... and when he finally got to me he looked up with a scowl on his face and blurted loudly: "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him, smiled as I said, "Oh really? Well then, which one are you?". . . and that's when the fight started.