A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized that she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night," she replied.
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" the doctor replied.
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old grand daugher drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
Ya just gotta love Grandmas!
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