Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Congressman or Grilled Senator $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."